Bruce Willis

Bruce Willis graduated from Penns Grove High School in Penns Grove, New Jersey in 1973. He was student council president for his senior year and was voted by his class to have "Most School Spirit." After his background role as "courtroom observer" in the 1982 Paul Newman film The Verdict, Willis went on to TV stardom in Moonlighting and to movie super-stardom in the Die Hard series. Along the way, he married actress Demi Moore and fathered three daughters with peculiar names (Rumer, Scout LaRue and Tallulah Belle). The couple is now very amicably divorced - Willis is friendly with Ashton Kutcher, his much younger replacement in the role of husband to Moore.

Willis is included on Most Likely to Kill primarily for his Soul-deadening musical alter ego, Bruno, and for his mostly awful films including Color of Night, The Jackal, Hudson Hawk and so many, many more. Oh, and for the Planet Hollywood theme restaurants, too!

Ashton Kutcher / Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher graduated from Clear Creek-Amana High School in Tiffin, Iowa in 1996. He was active in student theater and played on the football team. He was studying biochemical engineering at the University of Iowa in 1997 when he was discovered by  a talent scout and subsequently entered the exciting world of male modeling. In 1998 he landed a long-running role on That '70s Show and quickly became a star.

In 2003 Kutcher became a latter-day Allen Funt as host of the hidden camera practical joke show Punk'd. The same year he began dating actress Demi Moore (who attended Redondo Union High School and Fairfax High in Southern California in the late 1970s, around the time Kutcher was born). The couple wed at the Los Angeles Kabbalah Centre in 2005.

In addition to being the ultimate cougar trophy, Kutcher is known for his ubiquitous Nikon camera ads, his once ceaseless Twitter promotion and a string of terrible movies including Just Married, My Boss's Daughter, What Happens In Vegas, Spread and The Killers.