Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest (yes, that's him pictured above) graduated from Dunwoody High School in Georgia in 1993 and eventually lucked his way into the co-hosting spot on American Idol (his fellow host, Brian Dunkleman, left after the first season).

In his capacity as an executive producer, Seacrest is responsible for all of the Kardashian product that washes up the E! network. He is to blame.