Sunday, May 23, 2010

Mike Huckabee

The genial born again Christian dark horse candidate from the 2008 presidential primaries parlayed his surprising win in Iowa to a show on FOX News where he plays bass guitar in between interviews with people like Elizabeth Hasselbeck.

While governor of Arkansas, Huckabee had a tendency to intercede on behalf of allegedly born again Christian state convicts. This faith-based, logic-deprived leniency backfired in 2009 when one of the parolees murdered four police officers in Lakeland, Washington.

But, so far, Huckabee has resisted changing the awkward name of his rock band.

1 comment:

  1. This is funny! Great job, Bill. One of the guys I worked with once mistakenly called him 'Mike Huckleberry'.