Sunday, June 20, 2010

Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods graduated from Western High School in Anaheim, California in 1994. He was voted "most likely to succeed" and played on the school's golf team. Woods led a charmed, non-controversial golf-centric life until Thanksgiving 2009 when his caefully orchestrated family man persona imploded, literally, overnight. After months of sordid revelations (the National Enquirer clocks his extramarital partners at 121 - including at leat two porn stars), the tarnished golf god returned to the Masters Tournament in 2010 where his performance left much to be desired. The grand reemergence was accompanied by a bizarre Nike ad in which the voice of Woods's deceased father (who was famously unfaithful to his wife) offers words of cryptic wisdom to silent footage of his son.

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